Bomb Baby

So what would you do if your ex brought a baby and clearly it wasn’t you but all evidence, tests etc indicate it was you but you know you haven’t been with her in almost a year but she’s still too fine and so rich? First thought, I’d poison her after 2 years. At least once in a year or shorter a period, we feel like killing someone.

Everybody has murdered someone before, mentally that is. My friend imagined terminating an unwanted pregnancy with a fufu pestle. I’ve one time or the other thought of destroying stuff, hitting people with my phone, knocking people down with my car but never really thought about mass murder. Well not until my friend was telling me how he felt pregnancy (unwanted and out of wedlock) threats or news were deadlier than bomb threats. So now I want to bomb someplace in Ghana. Beaches and coastal areas are out and so are farms.

Maybe the airport. Certainly not parliament house because that could spark a civil war and would seem as done by the opposition party. But the Jubilee House, school administration block, if I couldn’t afford anything at all at the mall then it would be on my list. Okay, I’ll add the mall only if I realise I really can’t meet a decent girl that I would like who would look at me twice. But really, does a pregnancy threat from a course-mate or age mate lover/friend, scare that much? Let’s try bombing somewhere in Ghana, no banks though, and see if when you’re buying something at the mall and you hear there’s a bomb at Gate 1 you will exit through it.