Thursday, December 16, 2010

How did you meet your lover


If you asked me, I’d say which one? Well there’s her, I got her number from a friend and decided to call her and wake her in her sleep. Okay I didn’t have credits so I waited for 100% discount, happy?

Happy birthday to you...

Oh it’s not your birthday?

Then she hang up and I called back

Seemed like I’d waken her up again so I felt like starting afresh

Happy birthday to you...

Yes I know. I remember but I want to sing it for you

Well if you insist this doesn’t make sense then I’ll sing you any song

She begged that I did that during the day but I was a tough nut to crack so I settled with I knew I loved you before I met you by backstreet boys and by morning, we were eager to meet in person.

How did I meet her?

Sometimes, it’s unfair when you’re driving a slow ugly car and girls pass by you and don’t even look into your car. It’s only natural to look into the car you’re bypassing, right? These girls don’t turn to see who is that suffering to move that ‘thing’ on the road. Yes I’m speaking from experience and with this one, on the 37 road, when I managed to cross her, I just stopped my car and got out of it. From behind her 4x4(for the other drivers), I’m sure it was hard to see what was in front of her. I just hopped in her passenger seat and straight to the point.

What’s your number?

Yes I’m serious

The cars started honking

No. Not until you give me your number and I’ll flash to check so don’t waste time. One call led to another and.... well that’s how I met her.

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