My Ignorance

I’ve been wondering why I forget my change sometimes, or forget to close my flap usually when i go n pee. I should be more careful because it’s harder to prove I wasn’t doing anything naughty with an open flap from peeing for some reason. Because then, I start to smile and it worsens my plight because I’m not showing remorse. I feel so confident I didn’t do anything bad, I forget how the person inquiring feels. Worse, I’m broke, thinking of how to make some money and I’m forgetting my change. Even when my pockets are fat, I don’t tip, not even to show off (what’s the point, tip if you want to but don’t show off with tipping unless you’re dating the waiter’s sister or ex. Lol). So why? Funny how when you forget your change and you smile when people say you’re so rich you were giving out money because you know it’s a big joke – on the other hand, when you tip, you don’t even smile because you’re wondering what at all this waiter can do with the money and some silly friend around will be thinking, “show off”. Crazy world. What comes to mind when you forget car keys somewhere? If you haven’t locked your keys inside, you should stop driving.